The Internet Gives Me Eyes Of Flame

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What is all this nonsense flooding the Yahoo Mail?
Terrorist monkeys? A lipstick-wearing male?
What is up with PETA and Pokemon Black and Blue?
Their pretentious message is simply nothing new.

All I know is that this world is so crazy,
And I don't know what to do cause I am so fucking lazy!
I don't know, what am I even freaking looking at?
It looks like, a blue vagina with a soda hat!

DeviantArt has been reduced to a cesspool of fetishes;
it might as well be covered with nasty jizz!
Lego porn, Rule 34 and vore and Gardevoir;
every day, the basement dwellers pump out more and more!

I wish I knew what I was even talking about.
Political bullshit makes me want to scream and shout!
And childish fanboy wars can go to hell,
and if you're asking why I love to hate the web, well

Trolls everywhere, they keep polluting the nature of society, you see,
and then they smile with shitty glee!
Hey, Barack; Obama jokes are starting to get old!
All the memes, are getting smelly and they're growing mold!

The Internet is giving me eyes of flame, and I am losing control!
The information is void and null!
I am trapped; I cannot go outside and conversate!
Do you know, how sad it is to live with such a fate?