Spongebob's Modern Life CHAPTER 6

This was it. The final battle. Rocko, Heffer, Filburt, and Sandy. All four of them were laying there, on the Moon. Gathering all of their strength, they stood up.

"This is it, foul abomination! Eat...whatever it is we're cooking!" Filburt dramatically yelled at Plankton.

"Boo!" Heffer yelled at Filburt.

"HEY, IT'S BETTER THAN ANY STUPID ONE-LINER YOU COULD COME UP WITH, HEFFER!" Filburt yelled back.

"Enough talk!" Plankton yelled. "I AM BECOME DESTROYER OF DESTRUCTION AND CHAOS!"

Rocko interrupted him. "Umm, excuse me, sir, isn't that a double negative, what you just said? Because you see, if you destroy destruction, then you are actually restoring-"

"SILENCE!" Plankton yelled. "I'm TIRED of being thrown into the same stupid show over and over again, TIME AND TIME AGAIN!"

Filburt interrupted him again. "Um, pardon my interruption, but isn't that a little redundant-"

"SHUT YOUR MOUTHS ALL OF YOU!" Plankton yelled. "I am forced to do the same stupid things day after day! I am SICK AND TIRED of trying and FAILING to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula from Mr. Krabs! Eat dirt, maggots."

Plankton charged at them and punched them in the face, no mercy.

"That's it, you asked for this, mate..." Rocko growled, using his ultimate martial-arts combo attack technique which he learned from Chuck Norris's book of Knowledge. Leaping into the air like a true kangaroo, he punched Plankton in the face, roundhouse-kicked him in the gut, and tail-whipped him right in the groin.

Plankton reeled backward only to get owned again by Sandy's karate moves. Finally, Filburt retracted his entire body into his shell. Heffer, Rocko, and Sandy combined their force to kick Filburt's shell like a Koopa shell. The shell hit Plankton really hard, knocking the wind out of him.

"That's it!" Plankton yelled, his armor slightly damaged. "You asked for it! I'm about two minutes away from charging up enough energy to destroy the entire universe! You fools will cease to exist! Adios, amigos!"

"Oh, no you don't..." Filburt whispered.

Down in Bikini Bottom, Spongebob was busy playing Through The Fire And Flames on his superpowered Goofy Goober guitar; the zombies did not stand a chance against the sheer awesomeness of him and his axe.

Up on the moon, Filburt was preparing himself for the ultimate transformation.

"Oh my ever loving God, what is he DOING?!?" Sandy yelled.

"The forbidden technique!" Heffer yelled back. "I forget what it's called, but he calls it the greatest and cheesiest power transformation known to man! Speaking of cheese, my stomach's feeling a little low on gas..."

"YOU WANT ME? YOU'VE GOT ME!!!" Filburt yelled at Plankton.

Suddenly, Filburt started transforming! He transformed into...THE CHEESE?!

The Cheese began his long attack monologue. "I am the cheese...I AM THE CHEESE. I! AM! THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THIS SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE BALONEY AND THE SALAMI COMBINED!!!"

"You think you're so tough?!? HA!" Plankton yelled. "Let me see what you've got!"

"Don't listen to him! Sandwiches are good!" Heffer yelled.

"THROW EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT AT HIM!" Sandy yelled desperately.

"YOU HEARD THE LADY!" The Cheese yelled at Plankton. "I'M GOING TO THROW EVERYTHING I'VE GOT AT YOU!"

"I'VE GOT ALLEN WRENCHES, GERBIL FEEDERS, TOILET SEATS, ELECTRIC HEATERS, TRASH COMPACTORS, JUICE EXTRACTORS, SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS, WALKIE-TALKIES, COPPER WIRES, SAFETY GOGGLES, RADIAL TIRES, BB PELLETS, RUBBER MALLETS, FANS AND DEHUMIDIFIERS, PICTURE HANGERS, PAPER CUTTERS, WAFFLE IRONS, WINDOW SHUTTERS, PAINT REMOVERS, WINDOW LOUVRES, MASKING TAPE AND PLASTIC GUTTERS, KITCHEN FAUCETS, FOLDING TABLES, WEATHER STRIPPING, JUMPER CABLES, HOOKS AND TACKLE, GROUT AND SPACKLE, POWER FOGGERS, SPOONS AND LADLES, PESTICIDES FOR FUMIGATION, HIGH-PERFORMANCE LUBRICATION, METAL ROOFING, WATER PROOFING, MULTI-PURPOSE INSULATION, AIR COMPRESSORS, BRASS CONNECTORS, WRECKING CHISELS, SMOKE DETECTORS, TIRE GAUGES, HAMSTER CAGES, THERMOSTATS AND BUG DEFLECTORS, TRAILER HITCH DEMAGNETIZERS, AUTOMATIC CIRCUMCISERS, TENNIS RACKETS, ANGLE BRACKETS, DURACELLS AND ENERGIZERS, SOFFIT PANELS, CIRCUIT BREAKERS, VACUUM CLEANERS, COFFEE MAKERS, CALCULATORS, GENERATORS, MATCHING SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS!"

Filburt's attack caused the entire universe to explode, and all of the Rocko and Spongebob characters were trapped in limbo.

"Filburt...you really had to make a Weird Al reference, didn't you?" the god of cartoons sighed.

"Oh, sweet mother of Neptune...what on Earth just happened?" Spongebob wondered.

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." Patrick rambled.

"Hey, Filburt!" Rocko yelled. "The Simpsons would like to have a word with you!"